Saturday, January 31, 2009

CNY~

Nothing special happened during CNY.
What a fu*ked-up and boring year..
zzzzz....
Everyday eat eat eat eat eat only.....
I am darn fat right now.
I don't dare to face anyone=.="
So my face is always covered by my hair when you see me:-p
What a shame....

Now I am back in my hostel.
SO bored right now, I got nothing to do so I am bitching here.
sigh...
Someone ah, always sleeps very late at night has fallen asleep at 11pm++. Fuyoh~~~ First time. So deep in sleep, he doesn't even move his body... uh....Left me alone here doing nothing. So bored.


College reopens on Monday=.="
HATE IT!!!
nothing to say d la
byebye


1.2.2009
12.25am

Monday, January 26, 2009

Interesting Conversatio


An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has
with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them ?

(Student had no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.
Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't.

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . .. .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says that You have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.


NB:

I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so .. .
You'll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same . . . won't you?
Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH.
That student was Albert Einstein.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Clothes for sales


See.....! Mountain ah....
I almost fainted when I was clearing my wardrobe.....!
Now I realized that I am really good at shopping.....!
I still have a lot of new clothes in my hostel.
They can't even fit into my cupboard so I have to store them in my huge luggage:-p
I can die of folding and putting them back into my closet.
So I decided to donate some of the old clothes to charity and some for sales....
Most are first-hand clothes and only some are 2nd hand.
All in good condition because I have packed those not-so-good condition ones to give to charity.

Feel free to view and let me know if you wanna purchase any
Thanks!!!
Here is the link....
I am stupid I don't know how to post pictures in lowyat. so I have to sell in friendster:(

Click here
Or copy and past this:
http://www.friendster.com/photos/27757335/1/662910743#pic=4774778691265193410

Thanks ya!!!!

Friday, January 23, 2009

So-called cute pictures..

As I view all those strangers' pictures who added me in friendster because they simply couldn't understand what is "Don't add for fun, I will not approve you if I don't know you", I came across with the idea of posting their pictures in my blog and make em' a joke:-P
Well, I will approve if you look familiar to me or I am okay with your looks or if you look super good or hot or I have seen you somewhere else like my college, ex school and forth. The rest with cartoons pictures? Nah, please go and get a life!

We usually see girls act cute and post their pictures in friendster, right?
hahaha...!!!
U know what....
Guys nowadays take "cute" pictures of themselves too!!
It furthermore proves that the world is going to be fair.
As in, girls and guys are almost in the same position:-P
Sadly, it'll only be almost because guys and girls can never be in the same position no matter how..
LAUGH MY ASS OUT LAUGH MY LUNGS OUT LAUGH MY BREASTS OUT

Enjoy cute pictures ya people.......
Girls act cute= acceptable
Guys??= ai ya can also la.... all the guys pls act cute then post in friendster la.. When I am sad I open friendster to view ur profiles then those pictures will help to make me laugh:-P


Take note that I don't know this guy (he added me in friendster), I just find his poses really "cute". Hahahahaha.....!


Omg, I am shy shy..... Don't look at me... *blushing*

See, I look so pretty with my hands under my face... *wink wink*

My eyes are too sexy to resist so I have to cover half of it to prevent girls from f*cking me!

Ahhh, my breasts too big I scared guys will erect when they see me so I have to cover it with my blanket and give out a seductive look :-p

OKay lar, I know the one below la....!! He didn't take pictures himself, I am the one who make him like that and took pictures. hahaha. *kesian kesian*


hihi, see my hair is so beautiful. Some more got hair band o....!
Can't stand my cuteness so I smile:-p
hahahahaha....


Thursday, January 22, 2009

Skipped classes again today. I only attended 2 days of classes this week:-P
Such a loser. lol
No more high distinction for those 2 subjects bcuz my attendance sucks.
Going back to my hometown tonight..
*Ahem Ahem*
Hopefully my parents won't nag me about my failure.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Muahahahaha.....
The f*cked up connection in my hostel is not working properly for almost 2 weeks, and I am damn mad now!
I missed a job because I didn't check mail for days and now the job has started. I am too late....
I am really skint now, why the world has to treat me like this? Didn't get to online so I missed a 3-day job so I lost RM390 so I am mad now so I am online in KFC to blog about it...! ahahaha....!
GGRRRRRR........

Couldn't wake myself up this morning so I skipped class again:-P
Haha, so I had to lie to my mom that class ended at 11am when she saw me online.

Don't wanna write so many things d cuz "someone" always views my blog!! hahahhaa:-P

Fuck Tony and Kelvin la!!!!
Faster come and fix the connection la!!!!
COmplaint for so many times already!!!
How to do assignments without internet????
Always online in KFC waste my money only.........

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Played truant again.........!

Today is the last day of class of this week. (Second week only)
I have skipped 3 classes.
=.=" No marks for attendance and course work!!!!
Sze Lynn la........
Sent me a very demotivating message early in the morning!
She told me that she didn't wanna go to college.
I was really blur and tired so I replied:" I am not going either."
Then, I opened my door and shouted:" Mandy, I am not going to college later!"
Hahaha.. Because this wonderful girl always knocks my door to wake me up when she doesn't see me outside the room. So I have to inform her if I am not going:-P
It's like every morning when I am still in my bed, I feel like sleeping longer and don't go to class. I have 2 years++ to go some more. I wonder how many times I still need to force myself to get up. I am afraid by the time I complete my Diploma, it will be 3-4 years later. *slap slap*
I will make sure this won't happen.

Enough of my college stuff la now I show you guys something . hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Don't kill me when you see this okay............!

See, I comb his hair down. Macam budak. Tapi ada misai macam uncle......
The eyes= randy
The hair= good boy hair style
The beard= old uncle
Conclusion: Randy old uncle with good boy hair style
hahahhahahhahahaha....!
sorry....! don't get mad. lol


Hahahahahahaa!! this one soo cute nia...! The smile macam cha bo( girlish smile) so seductive la... next time don't smile like that, too sultry. I scared I might lose control and **** u... hahahaha......
jkjk.........!


Hahahahahaha.....This is how I screw a man's life:-P Don't try to play with me......!

**** I am seriously skint now!! SOB!