31.7.2009

Get ready for something eerie.

Something that'll haunt you for the rest of your life.

A penis. Perhaps a shameful one.
*Picture has to be removed bcuz I puke all over my keyboard whenever I see it*

Clik here to see it.

A special post for lustful guys who fuck girls anywhere they go.
This is what you might get in return.
= )
Haha.
Nice? Who would want a penis like that?
Of course, the same goes to girls.
Is having random sex "updated" and fun now?
Those who go clubbing just to find one night stand partner every single week, I hope you get this, really!

Sex is a wonderful gift given by God to human beings.
But when you misuse it, you gotta suffer from its consequences.
Don't feel proud too proud for having the chance to fuck many girls because once you get bored of playing, you may want to form a blissful family, have cute baby like this

Awwwwwww. He's mine!

Or a wife like one of these

Haha.

But, it's all too late now because you have HPV in you. You are passing it to your wife. And your wife stands a chance to die of cancer at the age of 40 or even earlier.
It's too late to regret now.
So think before you act.
Don't just because of a few minutes of excitement and fun then forget about your health and your loved ones.
Everything that you do affects you in the future.
Be good now and then.

Anyway, that's genital warts.
It's caused by human papilloma virus (HPV).
Other than genital warts,
HPV also causes cervical cancer in women .
According to The Star newspaper,
4 women are diagnosed with cervical cancer each day.
However, it can be prevented by HPV vaccines.
Of course not 100%, but more than 70% which is good enough.
It's available now in Malaysia at affordable price.
I'm getting that soon.

So all good girls out there, remember go to have that injection alright?
We are all innocent babes..
We can't know if our husbands have ever visited brothels before.
Even if they've not, but if they've touched some other bitches with HPV, then we might get it too = (

So the best is, stay away from pre-marital sex.
Don't have sex with many partners.
Don't have one night stand.
Choose a virgin husband/wife.
I strongly emphasize,
choose a virgin husband/wife.
hahaha.
= p


See, happy family.
Free from Aids and HPV.
Live a happy life forever.
With a cute baby.
Gonna have another girl baby =p
ahaha.
The secret of happiness is - We're both virgins.
= p
LOL

Oh my cute baby

My Allen is the cuttest man on earth.
Know why do I say so....
because........
......
.........
............
My mickey mouse MP3 turns into.....

My Allen's face = p
How cute..
Limited edition okay!


And.
There's one more!


Tadah~~~

This time on my tongue!
Oh, baby. You must be full of my saliva!
Come on, start the licking job.
LOL!
= p

Oh, Perodua Viva Elite.
How nice.
Looks classy.
I mean the front view.
Uh, which car should I get now...? Myvi or Viva or Viva Elite or Kelisa?

29.7.2009

Hello people,
I'm fucking bored.
Just came back from Penang.
Went back to hostel to get my masques and brought back some books.
I haven't done masques for the past 4 weeks.
4th semester is reopening on 10th August.
7th August will be results taking day.
I hope that my results won't give me utter dismay.
= (
Keeping my fingers crossed.
I'm afraid that if I can't pass all subjects, my parents'll not get me a car!

My English has been downgrading ever since I left High School.
I don't remember most of the vocabs that I knew of earlier.
Uh, because I don't bother to touch any story books.
The ridiculous thing is - I don't own a dictionary.
Haha.
Now I gotta start reading and improve my grammar and vocab.
My aim is to make my English impeccable.
= )

No camera no pictures
sadness

byebye people

Oh ya I went Sushi King just now.
Ate damn a lot now I am damn damn damn full
:(

Belated post

We went Queensbay right after Statistics paper and
we bought the same dress from Nichi!
haha. now only I got those pictures and edited the lightning! :-p
There, with my lover - LynnNeed to cover my cleavage to prevent guys from drooling all over their keyboards! Haha.
Need to cover it or else Allen Saw'll throw my dress away. Haha.

Lynn looks damn great in this picture! Haha.The hair covers her face, therefore, looks thinner = )
My face damn chubby in this pic I hate it!Grr.

Oh ya, that very day we went Sushi King together!! ARGH, now I miss Sushi King so damn much!
I want Sushi King= ( No sushi king in SP.

Haha!

Click to enlarge!


Oh, pls my Allen. Can you see yourself wearing a Christmas hat in that picture?
I know you are fucking mad at me for not sleeping at this time. It's 2am and I am still playing some cute little thing with my sister who is in US.
I'm sorry, but trust me, it took me ages to have you added on my picture!! Omg, I am bad at editing pictures! I successfully added "small allen" on my picture after many times of failures and I am so elated that I can't fall asleep tonight!
Hahaha.

25.7.2009

I haven't got a car.
Blame my choosy dad.
Gr, college is reopening in 3 weeks time.
How can I not get a car before that?
It's gonna be so much of troubles and I'll be frustrated like usual.
My dad is playing me as if I were a Barbie Doll.
When I ask for a second hand Kelisa, he suggests me to get a Myvi; when I really look for Myvi, he says just get a Kelisa will do.
What on earth man, am I your toy?
I know I am your daughter but I ain't your toy.
Can you do what you promise?
If you can't keep true to your words then don't ever promise me anything because I don't coerce you into promising!
Is that clear?

I've been very free after final exam and I squander most of my time eating junk food.
I've put on some weight and I believe that I'm still putting on.
All blame you Allen Saw! Everynight bring me out for dinner + supper. Both come at the same time.
I hate you.
I so have to slim down.
But I do love food.
Food is like heaven!
Haha.
Never mind, being a fatso isn't that bad anyway.
It's better because I don't need to waste my money and time replying texts or hanging out with new friends.
The most important thing is - I'm happy the way I am.
I'm happy and proud being fat.
Hahahahaha.

Guess how many kg am I now??
I am 165cm!
guess guess guess.
come on. don't give me absurd answer alright?
Don't say I am 65kg or what cuz I am so not!
please be reasonable. LOL

20.7.2009

Done my Yun Nam and London Weight job. 17-19.7.2009
No pictures taken because my phone doesn't have a camera!
Tiring.
And yes, I took the bus there on Friday and Saturday morning to Queensbay. Those trips cost me RM5 for 2 days. Cheap.
At night my man came to fetch me back to my hostel!
He waited for me to finish my work for 12hours in Queensbay mall and then fetched me back to my hometown after my work on Sunday. Haha, he has the patience of a saint, doesn't he?
Taking bus wasn't that bad actually, just that I was sweating all over like a mad-dog.
Worked my ass off last night just to hit sales target.
I was dog-tired and my feet kinda hurt.
So my husband pitied me and bought me new pair of black shoes on 19th- last day of work. Hugs, you are an angel! hahaha.
The hardwork is worthwhile anyway. Because my salary is damn high this time:)
Happy.......
Now, I am sweating like hell without air-cond.
Grrr.......

Not gonna work anymore until I get a car because I don't wanna trouble anyone or myself to take the stupid bus.

Something nice.

I'm gonna grab this baby w508 soon!

And I want it white although it's available in many colours.
So nice okay, how can I not buy!
It looks better when it's owned by me okay!
So I must get it soooooon.

White is the best.

Sigh, I am still praying hard for a transport cuz I really don't wanna go by bus or stay over someone's house. T.T

16.7.2009

I am taking the fucking bus to Queensbay to work tomorrow morning.
This time I work for Yun Nam instead of London Weight. Yeah, I don't have to wear white miniskirt when "once a month" hits me. I'm wearing black mini skirt.
My work starts at 10am. Which means I have to wake up at 7am to prepare. By 8am I have to walk around 200-300m to the bus stop in mini skirt and stand there get leered by guys then get disturbed! Hopefully I arrive Queens safely.
Fuck, I need a transport!
Fuck, Friday night around 10.15pm I have to walk all the way from Queens to Gold Coast Condo in mini skirt to stay over my cousin's place. Then the next day I've to fucking walk all the way to Queens and sweat all over my working shirt to Queens to work again!
Fuck, now I've to stay over someone's house instead of my own just because I don't have a transport!
lanjiao
It's not near okay! Plus I am wearing a mini skirt! Not a skirt, but a mini one.

Damn, where's my prince with 5-series BMW?
I can't believe I've to take the fucking bus to work just because I find no transport. Actually, I don't fancy the idea of begging people for help! So I decided to take a bus!!!!
Wish me luck to arrive Queens safely alright?
Because I might get kidnapped or raped anytime.
Fuck.
My parents wanted to give me rm1000 to sit at home and don't work! But no! I told them off because I only take outsiders' money. What for to take my own family's money! Huh?

Fuck, I don't own a transport so I can't fucking accept other jobs! This is the last! Fuck, since my parents like me to sit at home and rot! Fine then! I will sit and eat and sleep and mess the whole house up and spend lotsa money everyday on shopping.

Fuck, I can't fucking work for PC fair also just because I don't own a transport! Fuck, because Allen Saw Kok Leong bans me from working @ Pc fair. FUCK one more time, because I am still using the fucking RM99 phone without MP3 or camera and so I need to earn my own money to get a new fucking phone.

Fuck, why am I so poor.

Why does my father have to be so suspicious and over-careful in choosing cars.
Why is he that stingy.
A new Myvi doesn't cost that much since he keeps on complaining about problematic second hand cars. I am not asking for Honda or BM. I am just asking for a second-hand car or just a Myvi just because I love Malaysia.
I love my country.
hahahahaha. Bullshit! I hate Malaysia!
Uh, I am gonna pester my mom to get me a car as soon as possible.
But I need it tomorrow! Not anytime later. It's tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12.7.2009

Done 3 papers. 1 more to go. It's tomorrow! English for Business and Trade.
I am not gonna prepare for it.
Business Statistics paper on Friday.
Didn't complete all questions cuz I couldn't remember the way of solving it but wtf, once I came out from the exam hall only I remembered that I should change it from Binomial to Normal Approximation! Damn! Wasted bloodly 10 marks. Wasted Lynn's effort to teach me. I could do it just that I didn't know the way as it wasn't stated there! DAMN!

Okay fine, after that decided to go to Queensbay with Lynn.
Bought dress, shirt and a purse from Forever 21.
Went Sushi King with Lynn.

Sorry okay, Dennis, I love the limited ROXY purse that you gave. Opps, I guess it should be called a clutch instead of a purse. Okay, whatever it's, never mind. I love it but the colour fades all over I don't know why. It's not dirt, it's the colour. :-( so I had to change it. I can't even wash it because the colour will fade even more.
= ( Sorry, but I am still keeping it to put other things. Just that I can't bring it out.

So yesterday my Allen came to find me. We went to Prangin to have our lunch and bought my white mini skirt for a job. Damn, that skirt is so long although it's not over my knees! It shouldn't be called mini skirt! LOL. All because of Allen Saw, he doesn't allow me to buy mini skirt!
After got what I needed, we headed to Gurney Plaza to get our movie tickets. Watched Transformers. We went Sushi King before our movie started. Damn, full! LOL. After movie went back home and drove through McD @ 1am. LOL.

I am going back to my hometown tomorrow night.
Then come back to Penang again on Thursday for a job @ Queensbay on Friday. Damn, I have put on some weight. Grr.....My weight is always changing........... Grr. I love eating!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I don't have pictures to show you guys because I am still using that RM99 phone! Gr. Never mind. I hit and throw that phone on the floor when I get angry but it still wouldn't spoil!

7.7.2009

Accouting 1 tomorrow.
I failed this subject once and I'm afraid of failing again because I don't even bother to touch the notes! I fucking hate Accounting!
Waste my few hundreds to retake. If I fail again means I need another rm700 to retake. So I better move my ass away from this desk and get to the living room and start reading! LOL.
Waiting for final exam to end, which is on Friday. Long time never shopped with Lynn .... So Friday here we go!
We talk non-stop and laugh non-stop everytime we meet. So it's a no-no to study together cuz we have too much to share. Always end up talking instead of studying! hahahaha.
Oh ya, Lynn is great!!!!! She taught me Business Statistics. I wasn't attentive when I was in the class, never! So I didn't know how to solve even a question and now I've known it all. All because of you my lover - Lynn. hahahahaha....

BYebye.... I will move my laptop to the living room table. Online + study ... more effective. hahahhahahaa
lalalalalaa

Just said only can't meet until my exam is over.
But we met more often than usual.
He is going nuts.
He came to find me on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday.
Urgh, study plan?
Haha.
= (
I wanted to take a flight to KL after my exam, he doesn't allow. So he paid me RM100 for the flight price to keep me by his side. Wooohooo.

And the man I am talking about is



Sad,
I haven't found a car.
I can't drive to work on 17th, 18th and 19th of July.
=( Take the bus? But I will be wearing white miniskirt with a mini polo T.
So how?
Some more the above man is not staying in Penang, how can he fetch me to work for 2 days?
Taking the bus will take my 2 hours to arrive Queensbay because I need to wait and switch. By the time when I arrive my work place, I will be looking so exhausted, how do I work then?
Some more I will be sticky and my face will be oily.

Oh yes, forgot to say that I am working for London Weight Management this time ^^

Which gentleman can fetch me to work....? Nah, no one is that angelic in this world.

1.7.2009; 5.00pm

Woohoo.....
Just came back from facial..
Don't remind me of my exam which is just a few days apart cuz I'm aware of it! Just that I don't give a damn! haha.
My looks are more important than anything else in the world so I had to go for a facial wash..It's been 4 months since I last did facial.
So you are asking me what's happened to my study plan?
Nah, gone case. Never succeeded.

Oh yes,
Yesterday we went to Queensbay to watch "Blood".
The movie was neither bad nor interesting. Just so-so.
I kept on telling and explaining to him why I hate Gurney and so we had to go to Queensbay! Because Queensbay has Forever 21 while Gurney doesn't!
I hate Gurney. I always end up empty-handed home is because I visit it too often! Like, 2-3 times a week. Wth. Why does it have to be near to my college! Why!

We went back to hostel after movie because it was late.

There he is. Hair is too long that it makes him look like an uncle

My place. He is too huge to use that desk! LOL

Bought this again from Forever21 last night.
I lost this piece of cloth before.
I couldn't find it anywhere. Not my house, not my hostel!
I don't know where it went! WEIRD case.

Tata, gotta go do my stuffs and hunt for a car.
Cuz I need it urgently.
Urgh......

30.6.2009

Went to check my car just now with my dad....
Praying hard that he would say "yes" to that....
Cuz I need it quite urgently to work after my final exam....
=) My parents are angelic. LOL.
I usually get what I want. I'll throw tantrums if I don't get what I want. My eldest sister said that I'm spoilt but I'm not!
Lalala~ Being the second in the house isn't that bad actually.

Oh ya, my family members are all wearing specs! I'm wearing contacts that's why you don't see me in specs!
I just told everyone that everyone is wearing except for my little sister.
So they asked me to warn my little sister to take good care of her eyes.
And guess what I found out last night through video conversation.
I was too late to advise!
She is officially wearing specs now. She is only 9.
LOL.
What on earth.
6 people with 4 eyes in the house! LOL. Genetic matter!

I m going out to catch a movie later.
Now waiting for that babi big baby to come to find me.
Ask him faster come but he is moving slow...
Don't know where he is bringing me to.
Grrrr. I'm waiting.... to fill up my stomach......