Thursday, July 30, 2009

31.7.2009

Get ready for something eerie.
Something that'll haunt you for the rest of your life.

A penis. Perhaps a shameful one.
*Picture has to be removed bcuz I puke all over my keyboard whenever I see it*

Clik here to see it.

A special post for lustful guys who fuck girls anywhere they go.
This is what you might get in return.
= )
Haha.
Nice? Who would want a penis like that?
Of course, the same goes to girls.
Is having random sex "updated" and fun now?
Those who go clubbing just to find one night stand partner every single week, I hope you get this, really!

Sex is a wonderful gift given by God to human beings.
But when you misuse it, you gotta suffer from its consequences.
Don't feel proud too proud for having the chance to fuck many girls because once you get bored of playing, you may want to form a blissful family, have cute baby like this

Awwwwwww. He's mine!

Or a wife like one of these

Haha.

But, it's all too late now because you have HPV in you. You are passing it to your wife. And your wife stands a chance to die of cancer at the age of 40 or even earlier.
It's too late to regret now.
So think before you act.
Don't just because of a few minutes of excitement and fun then forget about your health and your loved ones.
Everything that you do affects you in the future.
Be good now and then.

Anyway, that's genital warts.
It's caused by human papilloma virus (HPV).
Other than genital warts,
HPV also causes cervical cancer in women .
According to The Star newspaper,
4 women are diagnosed with cervical cancer each day.
However, it can be prevented by HPV vaccines.
Of course not 100%, but more than 70% which is good enough.
It's available now in Malaysia at affordable price.
I'm getting that soon.

So all good girls out there, remember go to have that injection alright?
We are all innocent babes..
We can't know if our husbands have ever visited brothels before.
Even if they've not, but if they've touched some other bitches with HPV, then we might get it too = (

So the best is, stay away from pre-marital sex.
Don't have sex with many partners.
Don't have one night stand.
Choose a virgin husband/wife.
I strongly emphasize,
choose a virgin husband/wife.
hahaha.
= p


See, happy family.
Free from Aids and HPV.
Live a happy life forever.
With a cute baby.
Gonna have another girl baby =p
ahaha.
The secret of happiness is - We're both virgins.
= p
LOL



8 comments:

cheekeong1986 said...

to allen:
it seems like Cat had hinted you to marry her as well..

also, i have to praise you for keeping your "virginity" until now..

it's rare to have a virgin man nowadays..

good job, Allen..

to Cat:
hope u can form your won family asap with your lovely 1..

szelynn said...

walao eh stop editing photos cut and paste everywhere! omg and why put our photos lol you!!

szelynn said...

got dirt on my nose la!! got tissue or not?????

~Catherine's imperfect life~ said...

Chee Keong: haha not giving hint okay. He said he wants to marry me one! Haha. You also virgin ma. means you are a good boy loh! haha

Lynn:hahaha cannot ah, cute ma the baby...hahahaha...got tissue. but i tried wiping d... cannot go off dunno why!

cheekeong1986 said...

how come you know i'm still virgin!?

i try to keep it for my darling later..

*although i dunno whether i can find a darling or not later..*

but i admire your status now, got a guy that love u more than himself..

maintain this kinda relationship!
i am willing to be your son/daughter's k-pa~

~Catherine's imperfect life~ said...

Hahaha. I know. Cuz I can tell.
So kind wor.
people gave you porridge instead of what you ordered then you just ate it...
grrrr.....
no la not because of this. hahaha
i just happen to know...
since you always complain about not being able to find darling yet....

You sure can find...no worries,... no rush....hehehe

cheekeong1986 said...

wow..

that porridge stuff u still remember meh?
haha, i bet u must be only remembered about the porridge instead of me..

ok lo.. hope i can find my lovely as well..

~Catherine's imperfect life~ said...

haha sure I remember la
I am the one who will remember people's good things instead of bad ma! hahahaa.
= p
Sure you can...soon when you come out to the outside world to work..
^^
bless you